So here’s the thing…

I KNOW I haven’t really been posting much lately. I haven’t been posting much at all.

And while I’m not going to go completely overboard and pretend that this lack on my part has caused anyone any undue stress, I can’t help but think that maybe, just maybe, a few of you have felt mildly irritated. (And by “mild” here, I’m not talking “ankle blister,” “ears need to pop,” or “improper use of your and you’re” irritated. I’m talking MILD mild.)

The main issue is pretty much as follows:

I’ve been pretty fucking happy.

And who the hell wants to hear about THAT?


(fret not, you guys. misery is sure to follow soon soon SOON. i mean, we’re all in this together. right? RIGHT?)