You know how sometimes you hear a song and you find yourself identifying with it and then it hits you that this must be The Low Point In Your So-Called Adult Life because the song you’re identifying with is by P!NK?!?

And then you’re comforted by the thought that this IS the low point and things can only get better?

Right.

So I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but I’ve been conducting a series of HIGHLY SCIENTIFIC-esque experiments, the results of which are as follows:

There is, in fact, a Low Point that is far, far lower than The Point Formerly Known As The Low Point (now called The P!NK Point), and that would be The Point In Your So-Called Adult Life (now known as The Raccoon Eyes Point) In Which You Find Yourself Identifying With Songs By The Pretty Reckless.

(Yes. Taylor Momsen’s AKA Jenny Humphrey’s “band.” Yes.)

Exhibit A (P!nk, “Sober”):